I am from Wisconsin, so put cheese on anything and I will like it. Music is everything. Music with cheese on it is more than everything. I would play Oregon Trail right now on one of those old green screen computers if I could. I am going to name my first son Tex, in hopes of him becoming a badass cowboy. I think that would be cool. I'm gay about my hair, and fine with it, so you should be too. I strive every day to be more like Tiesto. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson was the greatest athlete ever. Ricky Pearce was the dumbest athlete ever. I have more Pearl Jam bootlegs than you and all your friends combined. I have a Pearl Jam tattoo. I named my dog Mookie Blaylock. I like Pearl Jam....a lot. I think Bloc Party's "Silent Alarm" is better than beer, and I think beer is the greatest thing on planet Earth. I've been hit by a falling tree. When I was a kid I would listen to the Beatles on my fisher price record player and pretend I was Paul McCartney. I love randomness. I've lost my virginity and my appendix, but Ive found an arrowhead and a coin on the beach without the use of one of those lame-o metal detectors. that makes me better than old people. There are 24 "I"s in this bio. I will I will rock you.